Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

xxx-mas

phone won't take pictures anymore, otherwise I would show the car vomit.


Home for holidays. Went to the popular bar in my town which is a TGIF Fridays. Redundant. Drank too much. Went to a strip club, so drunk the wonky eye ones wouldnt come close. Called my friend a pussy for not drinking my rum, then took a sip and puked all over myself. Then got a clean down from my friend's dog. Xmas is awesome.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Fashion

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Nice sweater guy

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Deuschbag in flight

Now they can fly helicopters to the Jersey Shore
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Friday, December 18, 2009

Abortion is holding back the pass of the new Health Care bill. Girls are always going to get abortions; whether its on a dirty table in a shitty hotel with a coat hanger or in clinic by Alanis Morisett.
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Leaving Holiday cheer

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Dueschbag Project

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Tiger

777



On the seventh day of Hannukah, Rabbi Stein gave to me, seven seven seven, a song sang by Danzing

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Donzo

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nigga be bloggin

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Death Adder

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Zee Germans are coming

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Juden!

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REBUTTLE!

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Some girl eating Rip Van Mcrillo's face

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High and Scared

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Nazi Grandfather

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

666 NIGHT OF HANNUKAH


shittcolors

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soar throat

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Fuckkkk

This is a tiger carpet eating a naked chick. The other is my friend Brenna brushing her teeth and drinking a beer
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winter

Hibernating begins. Now I can spend the next two months without opening my front door. Hopefully I have enough boose
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

holy crap





this video is awesome. the dog chasing Tom Penny down the bank is amazing.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Monday, October 19, 2009

Garden SK8




Fuck Monster Energy Drink



I don't even drink Rock Art Beer. Budweiser is the king of beers if you ask me.

Though this is just capitalism at it's worst. Fuck Monster Energy drinks! And fuck fedoras.






Friday, October 16, 2009


hrmm.

getting less jew everyday

Here I am with my favorite mench yishmael.


this was a good day. shopping for supplies to build a chuppa.

my friend doctor is working at loyalty ink. stopped in, left with another jewish tattoo. Looks like I am not getting a grave at Neatorama.





I saw some of Doctor's flash work, amazing. For example a  goose/ pin-up/ shark.

I will post a picture of my Hasidic monster face soon.








Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Is Lib Tech Kosher?

Unidude














I have reason to believe that, this man, of thisman.org is none other than my friend Ryan Macrillo. As you can see the by the amazing resemblance. After reading deeper in the website, it is discovered that thisman is often saw in dreams where he is helping or more often pleasuring people. Based on what I know, this seems like they are dreaming about Rut Roh. For example -


"I have never had homosexual relationships or even fantasies. But I dream about having sexing with this man all the time. I must admit he has a lot of imagination and he pleases me. Sometimes when I wake up I discover I have had a nocturnal emission."


"The first time I had a dream about this man I was having a hard time at work. I had a dream about getting lost in a huge and deserted shopping mall. Suddenly this man appeared and I started running away from him. He chased after me for what seemed like an hour until I found myself against a wall in the kids' area in a supermarket. At this point he smiled at me and he showed me the way out towards the cash desks and I woke up. Ever since that night this man has appeared in all of my dreams and he always gives me directions to get out of the dream and wake up."


These are two prime examples of why my theory could be correct. Macrillo is notorious for hanging around malls at night. And after many nights at 80's night in Vermont's Metrodome, he's bound to have a male caller or two. All I am saying is let the evidence speak for itself.


This Man

I use to share a Futon with this guy, and a Unicorn named Linda

Mountains


The video is even crazier.


Monday, October 12, 2009