Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

xxx-mas

phone won't take pictures anymore, otherwise I would show the car vomit.


Home for holidays. Went to the popular bar in my town which is a TGIF Fridays. Redundant. Drank too much. Went to a strip club, so drunk the wonky eye ones wouldnt come close. Called my friend a pussy for not drinking my rum, then took a sip and puked all over myself. Then got a clean down from my friend's dog. Xmas is awesome.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Fashion

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Nice sweater guy

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Deuschbag in flight

Now they can fly helicopters to the Jersey Shore
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Friday, December 18, 2009

Abortion is holding back the pass of the new Health Care bill. Girls are always going to get abortions; whether its on a dirty table in a shitty hotel with a coat hanger or in clinic by Alanis Morisett.
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Leaving Holiday cheer

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Dueschbag Project

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Tiger

777



On the seventh day of Hannukah, Rabbi Stein gave to me, seven seven seven, a song sang by Danzing

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Donzo

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nigga be bloggin

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Death Adder

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Zee Germans are coming

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Juden!

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REBUTTLE!

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Some girl eating Rip Van Mcrillo's face

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High and Scared

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Nazi Grandfather

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

666 NIGHT OF HANNUKAH


shittcolors

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soar throat

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Fuckkkk

This is a tiger carpet eating a naked chick. The other is my friend Brenna brushing her teeth and drinking a beer
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winter

Hibernating begins. Now I can spend the next two months without opening my front door. Hopefully I have enough boose
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

holy crap





this video is awesome. the dog chasing Tom Penny down the bank is amazing.

Thursday, December 3, 2009