poor jew and and my dead beat friends: October 2009

Monday, October 19, 2009

Friday, October 16, 2009

getting less jew everyday

Here I am with my favorite mench yishmael.

this was a good day. shopping for supplies to build a chuppa.

my friend doctor is working at loyalty ink. stopped in, left with another jewish tattoo. Looks like I am not getting a grave at Neatorama.

I saw some of Doctor's flash work, amazing. For example a goose/ pin-up/ shark.

I will post a picture of my Hasidic monster face soon.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I have reason to believe that, this man, of thisman.org is none other than my friend Ryan Macrillo. As you can see the by the amazing resemblance. After reading deeper in the website, it is discovered that thisman is often saw in dreams where he is helping or more often pleasuring people. Based on what I know, this seems like they are dreaming about Rut Roh. For example -

"I have never had homosexual relationships or even fantasies. But I dream about having sexing with this man all the time. I must admit he has a lot of imagination and he pleases me. Sometimes when I wake up I discover I have had a nocturnal emission."

"The first time I had a dream about this man I was having a hard time at work. I had a dream about getting lost in a huge and deserted shopping mall. Suddenly this man appeared and I started running away from him. He chased after me for what seemed like an hour until I found myself against a wall in the kids' area in a supermarket. At this point he smiled at me and he showed me the way out towards the cash desks and I woke up. Ever since that night this man has appeared in all of my dreams and he always gives me directions to get out of the dream and wake up."

These are two prime examples of why my theory could be correct. Macrillo is notorious for hanging around malls at night. And after many nights at 80's night in Vermont's Metrodome, he's bound to have a male caller or two. All I am saying is let the evidence speak for itself.

This Man